eggsasperated:

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

what just happened

read this again. still trying to figure out wat thefuck just happened

"Wish I could, but I can’t. Well, can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t."

Michael Scott (via polishingmirrors)

WHAT PART OF SHORNT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

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alexgaskarthdoingthings:

Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy

who made this? i just can’t believe in my heart of hearts that this is what it originally said, dont get me wrong i love fob but honestly does anyone else

(via beelzeb00b)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

image

(via pheromoans)

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

(via thealieninvasion)


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